The Freebie Culture!

I asked a 35-year-old unemployed younker lasting astatine the village's paan shop, "Why don't you bash thing productive and earn? You walk the full time drinking and spitting retired Rajshree (a marque of tobacco/pan masala)."
He replied, "It's my choice."

I asked, "Are you married?"
He said, "Yes."

I asked, "How did you get married?" He said, "I got 30,000 rupees from the Chief Minister's Adarsh Vivah Yojana (a authorities scheme) and 2,50,000 rupees from the Antyodaya Kanya Vivah Yojana (another authorities scheme)."

I asked, "Don't you request to enactment for your children?" He said, "Delivery is escaped nether the Janani Suraksha Yojana (a authorities scheme), and I get 1,500 rupees and 20,000 rupees nether the Bhagini Prasuti Yojana (another authorities scheme)."

I asked, "What astir your children's education?" He said, "Everything is escaped for them - education, uniforms, books, and food. And nether the Chief Minister's Naulnihaal and Medhavi Chhatravriti Yojana (government schemes), they get wealth each year."

I asked, "How bash you tally your household?" He said, "My younger girl got a rhythm from the government. My lad got a laptop. My parents get old-age pension, and we get atom for 1 rupee per kilo for the full month."

I asked, "Don't you request to enactment for your parents' pilgrimage?" He said, "I've sent them nether the Chief Minister's Teerth Yatra Yojana (government scheme)."

I asked, "At slightest enactment for their aesculapian treatment?" He said, "I person an Ayushman card, truthful I get escaped attraction up to 5 lakhs."

I asked, "What astir their ceremonial expenses?" He said, "There's a 1-rupee electrical crematorium."

I asked, "Don't you request to enactment for your children's marriage?" He smiled and said, "It'll hap the aforesaid mode I did."

He continued, "You and lakhs of radical similar you enactment and wage taxes for us. Farmers enactment hard to nutrient grains, and the authorities buys them and gives them to america for free. So wherefore should we work?"

Please stock this connection successful each groups truthful that the authorities knows wherefore our state is down Japan contempt being a ample nation. Vande Mataram.