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"I privation you to program and signifier my son's divorcement celebrations. But archetypal committedness maine that you don't person a anemic heart. The past divorcement planner fainted and died of daze erstwhile helium heard my budget"
"I person a stronger bosom Mrt.Motani. Nothing surprises maine successful this profession. Tell maine your budget"
: Rs 1,000 crores heave been enactment speech for the celebrations. I privation TTHE BEST for my son. I privation it to beryllium an matter to remember"
"It volition beryllium Mr. Motani. Let america commencement with Gold painted invite:AKHAND DIVORCES PADUKA"
"tHAT IS IT ! I privation the champion for my kid. Spare nary expense. It should beryllium a divorcement to retrieve for decades. , adjacent centuries.. :
"Thankls for patronizing my company, Mr.Motani. But whitethorn I inquire wherefore specified an ado astir divorce? You institution but you could easy person gone to a household tribunal and ..."
WHADDYAMEAN?????? rEMEMBER YOU ARE TALKING TO DUKESH MOTANI!!!! It is simply a substance of prestige man! That tribunal bus9iness would beryllium the past measurement but earlier that the expansive celebrations. Whir volition the satellite deliberation if it is conscionable a elemental divorcement similar immoderate mediate people couple?"
"Right . We volition constitute with aureate letters successful India's history. May I person immoderate suggestions? Do we invitation Bollywood stars for performances during celebrations.?"
"BOLLYWOOD!! WHO DO YOU THINK IAM? CALL HOLLYWOOD STARS FOR NAACH-GAANA. CALL JUSTIN BIEBER, ADELE, LADY GAGA, THE KARDESHIANS AND WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE GUY WHO WON OSCAR FOR OPPENHEIMER? BOOJ THEM ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT"
" "I don't cognize whether the Oscar victor could sing oregon creation sir. As for the Kardeshians, they are wholly bereft of immoderate talent"
"Never caput Even if they tally astir similar headless chickens radical would deliberation it is simply a performance. As for Bollywood stars, they tin beryllium portion of the divorcement procession to the tribunal dancing each the mode portion the prospective divorcees volition alert implicit them successful helicopters, abstracted choppers of course."
And the mates tin besides person a photoshoot with either glaring astatine each different oregon their faces turned distant from each other"
"Splendid thought sir. We volition person the media eating retired of our hands with specified pics and videos"
"At past you are getting the gist of the matter"
"But whitethorn I caution you sir, the divorcement celebrations should not past excessively long. My past clients had specified a agelong play of festivities that erstwhile they ended and clip to spell to tribunal came, they recovered that they had ended up becoming parents of 2 kids. And whitethorn I inquire you what is the crushed the mates are parting ways . if I americium not getting excessively personal"
"Aw it is nothing. Without divorcement , I cannot person different wedding solemnisation for my son, right?After each bigmy and polygamy are frowned upon. How other volition I splurge my billions?"
