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There was a shepherd looking aft his sheep connected the broadside of a deserted road.

Suddenly a marque caller Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver,
a antheral dressed successful an Armani suit,
Cerutti shoes,
Ray-Ban sunglasses,
TAG-Heuer wrist watch,
& a Pierre Cardin necktie
gets retired and asks the shepherd,
'If I tin archer you however galore sheep you have,
volition you springiness maine 1 of them?'

The shepherd looks at
the young man,
past looks astatine the ample flock of grazing sheep and replies,
'Okay.'

The young antheral parks the car,
connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,
enters a NASA Website,
scans the crushed utilizing his GPS,
opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot
tables.

He past prints retired a 150-page study connected his high-tech
mini-printer,
turns to the shepherd and says,
‘'You person precisely 1,586 sheep.'.

The shepherd cheers,
"That's correct,
you tin person your choicest sheep from the herd".

'The young antheral takes 1 of the animals which helium likes astir and cute from the flock and puts it successful the backmost of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks astatine him and asks,
'If I conjecture your profession,
will you instrumentality my carnal to me?'

The young antheral laughed and answers,
'Yes, wherefore not?'

The shepherd says,
'You are a MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT.'

'How did you know?'
asks the young man.

'Very simple,'
answers the shepherd.

1. First,
you came present without being wanted.

2. Second,
you charged maine a interest to archer maine thing I already knew.

3. Third,
you don't recognize thing astir my business.

Now, *May I delight person my DOG back? "*