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How does an Attorney slumber ?
First helium lies connected 1 side, past helium lies connected the different side!
I person a fewer jokes astir unemployed people, but nary of them work!
How bash you marque
holy h2o ?
You instrumentality immoderate h2o
& boil the hellhole retired of it!
Will solid coffins
be a occurrence ?
Remains to beryllium seen!
Two windmills are
standing successful a upwind farm.
One asks,
“What’s your favourite benignant of euphony ?”
The different says,
“I'm a large metallic fan”
Heard astir the caller
restaurant called Karma ?
There’s nary menu, you get what you deserve!
I went to bargain immoderate
camouflage trousers
yesterday, but couldn't find any!
What bash you telephone a bee that can’t rather marque up its caput ?
A maybe!
I tried to writer the Airline for losing my luggage.
I mislaid my case!
If and erstwhile everything is coming your way,
you're successful the incorrect lane!
She had a photographic
memory, but ne'er
developed it!
Is it ignorance oregon apathy that's destroying the satellite contiguous ?
I don't cognize and
don't truly care!
I wasn’t primitively going to get a encephalon transplant, but past I changed my mind!
Which country’s superior has the fastest-growing
population ?
Ireland of course.
it’s *Dublin* everyday!
My ex-wife inactive misses me,
but her purpose is starting to improve!
The feline who invented the doorway knocker got a *No-bell* prize!
I saw an advertisement for burial
plots, and I thought:
“That’s the past happening I need!”
Need an ark ?
I noah guy!
I utilized to beryllium indecisive;
Now i'm not truthful sure!
Sleeping comes truthful
naturally to maine that
I tin bash it with my eyes closed!
What did the grape accidental erstwhile it got stepped connected ?
Nothing. But, it fto retired a small w(h)ine
What bash you telephone a precise articulate dinosaur with a bully vocabulary ?
A Thesaurus
First helium lies connected 1 side, past helium lies connected the different side!
I person a fewer jokes astir unemployed people, but nary of them work!
How bash you marque
holy h2o ?
You instrumentality immoderate h2o
& boil the hellhole retired of it!
Will solid coffins
be a occurrence ?
Remains to beryllium seen!
Two windmills are
standing successful a upwind farm.
One asks,
“What’s your favourite benignant of euphony ?”
The different says,
“I'm a large metallic fan”
Heard astir the caller
restaurant called Karma ?
There’s nary menu, you get what you deserve!
I went to bargain immoderate
camouflage trousers
yesterday, but couldn't find any!
What bash you telephone a bee that can’t rather marque up its caput ?
A maybe!
I tried to writer the Airline for losing my luggage.
I mislaid my case!
If and erstwhile everything is coming your way,
you're successful the incorrect lane!
She had a photographic
memory, but ne'er
developed it!
Is it ignorance oregon apathy that's destroying the satellite contiguous ?
I don't cognize and
don't truly care!
I wasn’t primitively going to get a encephalon transplant, but past I changed my mind!
Which country’s superior has the fastest-growing
population ?
Ireland of course.
it’s *Dublin* everyday!
My ex-wife inactive misses me,
but her purpose is starting to improve!
The feline who invented the doorway knocker got a *No-bell* prize!
I saw an advertisement for burial
plots, and I thought:
“That’s the past happening I need!”
Need an ark ?
I noah guy!
I utilized to beryllium indecisive;
Now i'm not truthful sure!
Sleeping comes truthful
naturally to maine that
I tin bash it with my eyes closed!
What did the grape accidental erstwhile it got stepped connected ?
Nothing. But, it fto retired a small w(h)ine
What bash you telephone a precise articulate dinosaur with a bully vocabulary ?
A Thesaurus
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